1 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,174 Dr. Earl, OR 3. 2 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:54,237 - What's the matter? - I'm scared. 3 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,805 Don't be. Everything's gonna be fine. 4 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:59,717 Come on, come on. 5 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,453 I'm almost done. 6 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,757 Okay. 7 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:14,297 At first I just thought they'd go away, but they never did. 8 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,368 They just kept growing and growing. 9 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,138 I see you've had symptoms. 10 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,543 Mainly just indigestion which I've always had. 11 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:30,242 Even as a child, I had a nervous stomach. 12 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:33,980 But there's also been vomiting and blood in your stool? 13 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,681 Why didn't you call me? 14 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,452 I knew we should. Somehow I just kept... 15 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,288 putting it off. 16 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:43,454 We were supposed to go to Florida next week to visit our son. 17 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,521 We haven't seen him in over a year. 18 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,999 We were gonna call you as soon as we got back, 19 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,298 but... the pain got too bad. 20 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,736 I wish you had called me as soon as you... 21 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,763 well... 22 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:57,173 we'll just start doing some tests 23 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,871 and hope for the best. 24 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,436 What would be the worst? 25 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,439 That these are two tumors 26 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,884 which may have metastasized and spread. 27 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,410 Oh Jeez. 28 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:13,148 What are the chances, if that's the case? 29 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:17,659 Let's just do the tests and hope for the best. 30 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,683 - Claire? - Oh, morning. 31 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:47,318 It's not very good. 32 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,295 I think mom's machine's a little more low-tech. 33 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:53,163 Sometimes I miss the days when coffee was just coffee. 34 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:55,531 Oh, I have a huge darkroom day today, 35 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,866 but hopefully I'll be back in time for dinner. 36 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,372 You know what? I don't want you to stay here anymore. 37 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,067 - It's too much. - No, it isn't. 38 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,042 It is. I was bad before, 39 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,068 but now I'm starting to sleep a little. 40 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,603 I haven't had a panic attack in two days 41 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,809 and I've even cut down on all the Ativan, 42 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:14,684 so you are officially evicted as of today. 43 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:21,251 David, are you sure? You seem... 44 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:24,263 Jeez, this coffee really is gross. 45 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,197 I don't know, I think maybe I should stay. 46 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:29,224 I don't need my baby sister babysitting me anymore, okay? 47 00:04:46,986 --> 00:04:49,682 Did you hear those two cats having sex 48 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:53,783 - in the alley last night? - They were worse than Mom and George. 49 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:57,057 I don't know why they do it. It sounds like it's so painful. 50 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,428 I mean, they live in an alley. 51 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:02,263 They deserve some kind of diversion, don't you think? 52 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,334 Did you hear what I said? 53 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,772 Yes, you can't see me anymore. 54 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,106 It's over. Goodbye. 55 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,045 Goodbye, Rico. Then get outta here. 56 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,442 I am so stupid! I hid that pack of cigarettes 57 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,576 from myself so good I can't find them! 58 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,053 Did you look on top of the refrigerator? 59 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,460 I just want to say that I'm sorry, 60 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,468 but I just feel like this isn't right in some way... 61 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:39,335 - to my wife and to my kids... - Oh, yeah? 62 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,465 And why is that? 63 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,338 This is not about fucking. 64 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,105 You made that plain and clear. 65 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:47,806 This is about just being friends. 66 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,712 I think I need more guy friends. 67 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,949 Of course you tell me today when my lupus is acting up. 68 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,115 You know, I gave you all that money 69 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:00,523 and I never heard a word about you going to a doctor. 70 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,926 - Did you even go to one... - I got the damn lupus! 71 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,930 You never even liked me. 72 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:12,335 This was about you needing to feel like a big man, 73 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,102 and now that you got what you need, you're done. 74 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:17,109 Okay. 75 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:20,439 Just leave the gift that you promised Nicole 76 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,175 - and get out of here. - Oh shit. 77 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,513 You didn't even bring the dumb "Jack the Pig" book 78 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,178 - you been going on and on about? - I left it at work. 79 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,814 - I could bring it by tomorrow. - Forget it. 80 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,017 She needs to learn... 81 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,390 people promise you things... 82 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:39,662 but then leave when they get tired of you. 83 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:10,722 She's George's new wife, 84 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,355 the one who came after you. 85 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,423 Jesus, lady. What the hell are you doing? 86 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,368 George is gonna kill you if he finds you messing with his things. 87 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:19,837 You're snooping. You're too snoopy. 88 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,534 I was too snoopy and he got rid of me but quick. 89 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,600 Boy, you are some dumb cluck. 90 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,874 Do you want to know why George doesn't like 91 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,813 to be asked anything about his past? 92 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,146 Yes, I do. Tell me. Please, tell me. 93 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:39,081 What doesn't he want me to know?! 94 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,861 Why can't I know anything?! 95 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,271 All of these caskets are available 96 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,146 with customized inserts. 97 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,549 You can have your wife's name, 98 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,417 her favorite Bible verse, 99 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,149 a family photo. 100 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,248 Is there one that appeals to you? 101 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:15,385 I-I don't know, son. 102 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,828 You seemed to like the blue one. 103 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,798 There's just a lot of different options. 104 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,528 I think that maybe you need to take a little time to look. 105 00:08:22,568 --> 00:08:25,662 I'll give you two a moment to decide. 106 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,696 - Okay. - Thank you. 107 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,274 You were supposed to be here 40 minutes ago. 108 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,110 Maya's still not used to day care yet. 109 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:37,672 I had to stay with her for a while. 110 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,685 No one was here to meet the Morrisons. 111 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,914 - Well, where were you? - That's not the point. 112 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,819 You said you were gonna talk about 113 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,757 the arrangements with Mom. She must have told you what she wanted. 114 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:49,022 I tried to bring it up with her. 115 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:52,394 It always seemed like a bad time. 116 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,798 Fine. Then... 117 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,133 what do you want? 118 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,365 You pick the casket, 119 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,966 then we'll talk about who's gonna speak at this thing. 120 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:09,281 Dad, I need to know what you want here. 121 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,711 I want her back. 122 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:16,984 I want things back the way they used to be. 123 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,786 Yeah, well, it's too late now. 124 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:21,588 If you guys hadn't been so scared about facing the truth, 125 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:25,085 maybe Mom would be alive and we wouldn't have to fucking decide 126 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,100 about what casket she's gonna be buried in. 127 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,096 So apparently the father never said a word to anyone 128 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:35,107 as the tumors just kept getting bigger and bigger. 129 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,575 Man, I don't understand people. 130 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,237 I get it. 131 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,770 Having to admit fucked up shit about yourself fucking sucks. 132 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,775 Oh, come on! 133 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,279 David's been cleaning again. 134 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,087 Yeah, well, so what? It relaxes him. 135 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,922 Honestly, it's a little annoying. 136 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,486 I could have used him upstairs with the Morrisons. 137 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:01,227 I'm doing intakes. David's staying down here. 138 00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:07,271 I know that David doesn't want to be around people right now, 139 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:11,140 but if you've decided you wanted to come back to the business, then be back. 140 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:14,635 The two of you are acting like you can come and go and do whatever you want. 141 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,443 Why are we buying the fake Windex 142 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,848 when the real kind is the only one that works? 143 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:20,749 I'll get some real Windex later. 144 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,618 Since there's nothing going on here now, 145 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,650 would you mind swinging by the hospital 146 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,525 to pick up Mrs. Morrison? 147 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,224 Um... I'm cleaning. 148 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,994 That's fine, we'll figure something out. 149 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:37,867 Didn't I just have a rag? I must have left it out there. 150 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,962 I don't know where my mind is. 151 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,099 David can't take the van out anymore. 152 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,665 The van is where it happened. 153 00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:46,007 That's fine. Then you go. 154 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,206 Actually, Maya and I have to go to the... 155 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:51,182 - Maya's in day care. - That's right, 156 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,845 and there's this get-together once a month 157 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:57,287 where we get together with the other parents. 158 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,820 Fine. I'll go. 159 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,694 Great. 160 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,529 So long as you're out, can you get the real Windex? 161 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,722 Anita? 162 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,869 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 163 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:47,498 Anita went over to Russell's, so I just decided to hang out and wait for you. 164 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,935 What are you hiding? 165 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,210 Oh. 166 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,614 Nothing, it's just one of my photos. 167 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,119 Oh. 168 00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:03,781 It's one of the ones I took of you. 169 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,584 Okay, so it's bad. 170 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,420 It's not. It's really good. 171 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:16,401 - Then why can't I see it? - It's too good. 172 00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,427 It's like I can't believe this actually came out of me. 173 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,906 It's so good, I don't even want anyone to see it. 174 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,910 I'm not even gonna show it at my crit tomorrow because... 175 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,505 I don't know... it's just for me. 176 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,345 - Is that crazy? - Not at all. 177 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,695 - It's so beautiful. - I know. 178 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,140 I love this shadow that goes across your face. 179 00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,169 - It's so cool. - You've got to show this at your crit. 180 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:04,080 What are you so scared of? 181 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,016 Uh... 182 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,617 Look at my expression. 183 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,528 It's nice to know that finally my hours of watching 184 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,862 "America's Next Top Model" have paid off. 185 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,403 I definitely owe you one for this. 186 00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:28,099 I'll think about how I can collect on that. 187 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,183 So, are you available next Tuesday? 188 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,550 Nate, I told you this is the last time. 189 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:46,085 That's what you said last week and the week before that. 190 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,150 No, this is the last last time. 191 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,923 All right, fine. 192 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,157 We'll never talk again. 193 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,962 - Until you call me tomorrow. - Oh. 194 00:13:56,735 --> 00:14:00,068 Oh, God. I don't know why I'm doing this. 195 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:03,097 It's all Joe's fault. 196 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,543 If only he enjoyed nice, normal, perfectly average sex. 197 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,446 Wait a minute. Wasn't I a little above average back there, 198 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,039 at least for a few seconds? 199 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,881 No, as opposed to what I told you about me and Joe. 200 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,911 - What the hurt-me-mommy stuff? - Oh, stop. 201 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:19,083 Give me a break, Bren. 202 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:22,059 - Excuse me? - This isn't about Joe. It's about you. 203 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,062 I of all people should know. 204 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,927 What is that supposed to mean? 205 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,058 You and Joe move in together. 206 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,227 You get scared by the intimacy. 207 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,067 You freak out and you have sex outside the relationship. 208 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,005 You can't fool me, I used to be Joe. 209 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,339 Well, this is all very illuminating. 210 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,713 What about you? Why are you doing this? 211 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,310 Why not? Right now, I'm at a place in my life 212 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,789 - where I just want to have some fun. - Of course. 213 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,189 This couldn't be just another way for you to avoid 214 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,955 having a permanent, real relationship. 215 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,793 - What are you looking for? - The condom. 216 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,232 I dropped it on the floor when I took it off and now I can't... 217 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:05,897 oh... here it is. 218 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,647 Sperm is... 219 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,778 I don't know. 220 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:24,516 It seems so tiny to be able to do so much. 221 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:26,547 I know. 222 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,387 It's odd. 223 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,838 I'm going to be gone all day tomorrow. 224 00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,172 Okay. 225 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,345 I'm going to hunt for fossils in Cold Canyon 226 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,153 like I do every year. 227 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:04,720 Oh, that's nice. I know how much your annual fossil hunt means to you. 228 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,857 You could come with me, 229 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,868 if you wouldn't find it too boring. 230 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,336 I don't know. I have to return some books to the library. 231 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,007 You don't have to invite me. 232 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,010 I'm happy for you to do whatever you want whenever you want 233 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,035 with whomever you want. 234 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:25,507 Okay. 235 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,419 But I want to go fossil hunting 236 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,516 so I will go fossil hunting, darn it. 237 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,323 Okay, now I'm starting to freak out! 238 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,858 - I'm sure we'll find it. - It's my favorite earring. 239 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,699 I know, you keep saying that. 240 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,535 Hey, when Javier gets here, 241 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,201 - I'm sure we'll figure something out. - Nothing yet, 242 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,006 but I've got five of Detroit's finest looking for it. 243 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,206 If it's in this auditorium, they'll find it. 244 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,010 It was given to me by the only person 245 00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,076 who ever really really loved me. Now it's lost. 246 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,749 Oh God, when will someone ever love me again? 247 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,883 The real me? 248 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,893 Everyone else has someone. 249 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:12,693 Here is the entire universe and here is me. 250 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:16,997 You're just exhausted. You need to go back to your room and get some sleep. 251 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,630 Please don't minimize my severe depression. 252 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,434 I would never do that to you. 253 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,237 There's only one thing that'll make me feel better. 254 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:35,312 Just give me a few moments then we'll blow out of here. 255 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:43,425 - Well, we're fucked. - What do you mean? 256 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:46,920 Halfway through the tour, she always gets really depressed. 257 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,433 So then we go to whatever stupid gay club we can find 258 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,096 that's still open so she can get worshipped by the fags. 259 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,002 - We're going to a gay club? - Yeah, dude. 260 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,564 Try to act a little cooler about it. 261 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,586 can set me free 262 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,752 263 00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,991 leave me this way... 264 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,827 Gimme gimme some pleasure! 265 00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,365 Midwestern queers really creep me out. 266 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:27,872 I know what you mean. 267 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:31,603 this way 268 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,703 269 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,738 - Keith Charles. - Are you still working? 270 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,614 Yeah, late night. 271 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:42,552 I'm sorry, I just couldn't sleep and l... 272 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,783 It sounds like you're in a bar. 273 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,347 I am. I'm with Celeste. 274 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:49,224 She's fighting a severe depression. 275 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,128 Oh, baby! 276 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,065 Uh... that's a gay bar. 277 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,965 Dude, Celeste is looking over here. 278 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,368 I think she's annoyed you ain't looking at her. 279 00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,668 Listen, I gotta go. 280 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,574 - I'll call you in the morning. - Sorry to bother you. 281 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,068 If anybody gets mad, just tell them your wife's on her woman's time. 282 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:12,311 They'll feel bad for you that I'm such a bitch when I'm on the rag. Night. 283 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,843 can set me free 284 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,654 - - Your old lady pissed off? 285 00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,182 You could've just told her you was at some fag bar, 286 00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:25,492 and there was no chance you were taking home some pussy tonight. 287 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,761 Yeah. Javier, I'm gay. 288 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,735 I have a boyfriend. 289 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,964 I sleep with men, okay? 290 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,236 I have a lot of sex and it's really really gay. 291 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,804 That's cool, man. 292 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:45,681 293 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,898 Well, that site back there was completely picked over, 294 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,872 and I'll bet I know who did it, too. 295 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,704 Last year I caught this guy from USC trying to follow me... 296 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:14,610 - George, I think I'm dehydrating. - Nonsense. 297 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,238 I am. I'm about to dehydrate. 298 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,943 Why did you drink all your water so quickly? 299 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,451 I was thirsty. 300 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,922 Here, just have some of my mine. 301 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,983 I asked you if you had water earlier and you said you didn't. 302 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:31,689 Because I thought if you knew, you wouldn't make your water last as long. 303 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,399 Let's talk about lunch. I always go to the Inn of the Seventh Ray. 304 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,406 - I'm going to visit my only sister. - What? 305 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,499 I didn't realize we were gonna be in Topanga. 306 00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,271 She lives a few miles from here 307 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,437 and I haven't seen her in ages and it's only right. 308 00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:50,812 Family is very important to me even if it isn't to you. 309 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,753 Jesus. God. 310 00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,550 Mom was hunting for fossils? 311 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,989 Why would a person hunt for fossils? 312 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,186 Apparently, because their husband does. 313 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:06,129 This is great. I was gonna ask her to babysit for me tonight. 314 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:08,223 I'm busy. 315 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,100 So you're out a lot lately. 316 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,436 - Is this something serious? - No, of course not. 317 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:19,570 Maile's just this girl that I worked with at doggie day care. 318 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:23,377 I've seen her a few times, but she's just... just fun. 319 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,584 I think it's really weird you worked at a dog place for like six seconds. 320 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:33,182 Well, it wasn't exactly my decision to leave, now was it? 321 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:38,053 Ugh, people who write Op-Ed pieces should be shot. 322 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,030 Hey, what time is the movie tonight? 323 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:44,195 Um, actually, I'm gonna be seeing Russell tonight, 324 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,831 and I plan on staying over at his apartment. 325 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:51,309 It's purely a physical thing, but... 326 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,244 it's something very intense I need to explore. 327 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,609 Hey, Claire, if you're having any emotions about it, 328 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,618 now is as good a time as any to express them. 329 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,552 No, it isn't. 330 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,487 Oh. 331 00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:06,923 Look, do whatever you want. 332 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,119 So it'll just be me and Edie tonight. 333 00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:19,198 I'm fine. 334 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:25,599 I've just been working on Mrs. Morrison for 110 years. 335 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,374 - It's the tumor lady. - Oh. 336 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:34,045 Her body's totally shot from the chemo and the radiation. She's all crumbly. 337 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,054 Edie and I are going to the movies tonight, if you want to join. 338 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,489 Girls night out? I'm there, totally. 339 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:44,120 petunia in an onion patch 340 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:47,962 an onion patch 341 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:52,527 petunia in an onion patch 342 00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,768 is cry all day 343 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:58,776 344 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:01,540 345 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,104 What the hell is that? 346 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,275 My mother used to sing that to us. 347 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,514 Well, that explains a lot. 348 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,164 Why is it that when you move, 349 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:31,573 you can never find the things that you actually want? 350 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:35,068 You just find the things that you regret bringing and not throwing away. 351 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:38,879 - I never hold onto anything. - Smart. 352 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,351 You should be proud of that. 353 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,446 I'm thinking about building some shelves in the other bedroom. 354 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,957 That's not one of those things you really need to know 355 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:48,823 how to do in order to be able to do it, right? 356 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:51,761 Let's finish all this settling in later and watch bad TV. 357 00:23:51,797 --> 00:23:55,528 Okay, but we're gonna have to make a decision at some point. 358 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,694 Office isn't always gonna be an office. 359 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,603 It's gonna be a nursery as soon as... 360 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:02,800 I mean, you might already be pregnant. 361 00:24:02,841 --> 00:24:07,335 - Oh, I'm not. I got it yesterday. - Oh. 362 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:10,447 So that's why you looked so sad 363 00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,245 when you came home late after class. 364 00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:19,052 Why didn't you tell me? 365 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:22,690 I don't know. 366 00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:29,592 Well, look. It was only our first time up at bat. 367 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,659 I'm sure this month it'll happen. 368 00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:34,695 - Maybe it's for the best. - Yeah, exactly. 369 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:37,105 We get another month where it's just the two of us. 370 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,043 We have to learn to appreciate those while we still have them. 371 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:41,511 Yeah. 372 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:50,078 Well, it's definitely an improvement, 373 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,351 yet there's still something... 374 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,484 unsatisfying about these. 375 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:57,256 Does anyone know what it is? 376 00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:02,426 - Hmm? - They're technically good. 377 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:05,300 It's just that they're... 378 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,532 finite. 379 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:10,336 Elise, that is a beautiful way to put it. 380 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:14,675 They show us something, but they don't leave us with anything to ponder. 381 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:18,649 All except... this one. 382 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:22,416 Claire, what do you think 383 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,422 this photograph is saying? 384 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,754 Um... 385 00:25:27,926 --> 00:25:30,793 it's about being half-hidden, 386 00:25:30,829 --> 00:25:33,229 what it means to come out of the shadows. 387 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:36,132 The woman in the photograph looks at us 388 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,601 like she wants us to come closer. 389 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,071 But we don't. 390 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:44,200 She teases us, almost like she's daring us. 391 00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,039 But what is the dare? 392 00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,170 Is it to touch her? 393 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,977 She looks like she knows we're scared. 394 00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:53,712 But what's so scary about this beautiful woman? 395 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,516 What's so scary about getting close to someone? 396 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,782 Because we don't quite know the answer to any of these questions, 397 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:04,124 the photo haunts us. 398 00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,132 Nice work, Claire. 399 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,261 - Does anyone else have any comments? - Yeah. 400 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,068 - I'm really pissed off. - Why is that, Elise? 401 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:17,973 Claire takes an erotic picture of her beautiful girlfriend 402 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:20,273 and she gets an A just because you're a lesbian. 403 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:21,904 This sucks. 404 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:23,972 - She's not my girlfriend. - Give me a break. 405 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:27,416 - Okay, that's enough. - Anita, tell her she's just my friend. 406 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:30,148 She's not Claire's girlfriend... 407 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:32,213 that I know of. 408 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,668 Why isn't she answering? 409 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,669 I don't think there's anyone here. 410 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,835 I suppose you're right. 411 00:26:57,415 --> 00:27:01,249 - Oh my God. - Sarah! 412 00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:09,489 Honey? 413 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,052 Ruth? 414 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,296 Oh, for God's sake, Fisher. 415 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:31,848 I tell the children to make the ugliest monster 416 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:34,681 that lives inside them, and then we put their pictures on them. 417 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,914 They are sort of ugly. 418 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:40,823 - This one is really hideous. - Oh, that's mine! 419 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:45,487 I think it's wonderful that you've become a teacher. 420 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:49,022 Please, I'm just the crazy art lady who comes in a few afternoons a week. 421 00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:51,228 I don't have any actual certification, 422 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,032 so the pay is pretty terrible. 423 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,699 Yes, but the last time I saw you... 424 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:58,300 well, I'm glad you've 425 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,277 put your life together. 426 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:03,439 Wow, I had no idea. 427 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:07,440 George has just told me the entire history of papier-m�ch�. 428 00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:10,454 It was fascinating. 429 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:12,217 May I use your bathroom? 430 00:28:12,257 --> 00:28:14,418 Of course, let me show you where it is. 431 00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,988 So I left five fucking messages for you 432 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,657 after I came back into town. 433 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,997 Why haven't you called me? 434 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,525 - I don't know. - You look funny. 435 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,300 I was dehydrated earlier. 436 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,967 Well, now that I have you back, I'm not gonna let you go. 437 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,806 You have to stay for dinner. 438 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,744 I have a million questions for you. 439 00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,771 You must have a million for me. 440 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,817 It's just I've been having this funny feeling lately. 441 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,582 So this morning I decided to follow him. 442 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:46,886 That fucking bastard! I told you he was gonna do this to you one day. 443 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:50,122 Come on, maybe there's a logical explanation. Maybe he... 444 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,363 Oh my God. 445 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,195 What? What is it? What's going on? 446 00:28:55,233 --> 00:28:57,258 Rico's charity has a double D. 447 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:59,293 I will cut his balls off! 448 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:08,811 I need you take the boys tonight. 449 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:10,974 I need the house to be empty when I talk to him. 450 00:29:11,015 --> 00:29:13,006 No, I can't. I'm gonna be here for hours. 451 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,110 This shit show has been on forever 452 00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:17,212 and none of the regulars give a fuck anymore. 453 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:20,486 - I could come by tomorrow and get them. - Fine. 454 00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,925 Are you gonna be okay tonight? 455 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:25,088 Don't worry about me. 456 00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,961 What if there really is a handsome prince? 457 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:35,666 - She's really pretty. ...and he's a really good kisser? 458 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:38,938 She's gorgeous but in a really subtle way. 459 00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,002 - Am I supposed to be able to breathe? - No. 460 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:44,412 - What do you think of her? - I don't know what makes a girl pretty. 461 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,007 I don't look at girls that way. 462 00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:48,951 From the producer who brought you "The Vanishing"... 463 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:50,818 When you were little you used to go on and on 464 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,153 about how beautiful you thought Jennifer Aniston was. 465 00:29:53,191 --> 00:29:56,251 That's because I was parroting what the culture was telling me to think. 466 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,921 What did you expect? I was 11. 467 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,590 - Do you love me? - Yes. 468 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,601 Then I have everything I need. 469 00:30:09,073 --> 00:30:10,870 If you make a noise, I'll shoot. 470 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:12,877 I'll shoot... I'll shoot... 471 00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:15,311 If you even breathe, I will shoot you in the spine... 472 00:30:15,346 --> 00:30:18,804 You were told, "Don't look behind." 473 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,080 I have to get out of here. 474 00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,019 What's going on? 475 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:27,320 I forgot. There's something I have to do at work with the, uh... 476 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:31,385 tumor lady. Edie, you give Claire a ride home, okay? 477 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:33,454 Do you have any idea what's it's like 478 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,467 - to see your life fall apart? - I understand. 479 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:44,599 I'm just nervous. It's Maya's first night with the new sitter. 480 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:48,107 She seems like a nice girl. 481 00:30:48,146 --> 00:30:50,740 I used to babysit when I was a kid. 482 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,909 I hope you hid all your private papers. 483 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:55,715 You mean you used to snoop around people's private things? 484 00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:59,018 All the time. You wouldn't believe the stuff I found. 485 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:02,356 Why do the ugliest people always have the dirtiest photos? 486 00:31:02,393 --> 00:31:04,554 I don't know. 487 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,359 One time... 488 00:31:06,397 --> 00:31:09,628 this widow brought in the grossest photo 489 00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:12,033 of her husband to help with the embalming. 490 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:15,403 He was... wait, you want me to describe him? 491 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,998 Please, don't. 492 00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:23,737 So, how's it being back at work? 493 00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,305 It's the same old same old. 494 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:27,875 I'm just trying not to let it get me down. 495 00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:31,548 Now, in my off hours I'm concentrating on relaxing and having fun. 496 00:31:31,589 --> 00:31:33,181 Really? 497 00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,624 What kind of things do you like to do? 498 00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:40,825 I woke up one morning, the bastard was gone. 499 00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:44,028 Stole $5,000 from me, and some Tiffany lamps. 500 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,729 But I'd always hated those anyway. 501 00:31:45,770 --> 00:31:49,672 Oh dear, you must have been so depressed. 502 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:51,368 This one? Are you kidding? 503 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:54,503 We went to Taos that night and stayed a week. 504 00:31:54,545 --> 00:31:56,069 Had a blast. 505 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,275 Julia Roberts and her husband live there. 506 00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:01,251 We chased them around town like they were wild boars. 507 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:04,278 How were you able to do that? 508 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,517 Oh, I figure the only way you can show everybody 509 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:08,115 is to have the time of your life. 510 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:10,719 George, let's hear all about you. 511 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,128 - You seem interesting. - Yeah. 512 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:15,997 Ruth tells me you had a son sending you boxes of shit. 513 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,797 - Bettina! - What? 514 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,668 Like my daughter hasn't done worse to me? 515 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:23,697 Come on, you want to compare war stories? 516 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:26,710 Actually, no, I don't. 517 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,837 Do you have a television? 518 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,440 There's a documentary on PBS I wouldn't mind 519 00:32:31,482 --> 00:32:33,177 watching a few minutes of. 520 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,185 Oh, sure. 521 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:37,687 There's one in the other room 522 00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:39,690 under that mess in the corner. 523 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,824 Having a hard night? 524 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:54,167 Uh... no, I just... 525 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,833 saw some bad coming attractions. 526 00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:58,466 That's a new one. 527 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:02,005 - So what can I get for you? - Vodka gimlet. 528 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:04,037 Really? 529 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:06,209 Yeah, my father used to drink them 530 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,218 when he wanted something strong. 531 00:33:08,252 --> 00:33:11,119 Vodka gimlet coming up. 532 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,590 Look at that wimp over there. 533 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,863 Let's kick the shit out of him. 534 00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:27,564 - No, let's kill him. - We could just hide in his car. 535 00:33:27,605 --> 00:33:30,938 - It would be so easy. - You want this? 536 00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,535 The kitchen made an extra order by mistake. 537 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,283 I see you don't eat that many fried foods. 538 00:33:40,318 --> 00:33:43,685 No, not so many. 539 00:33:43,721 --> 00:33:47,384 And spend a little too much on clothes, I noticed too. 540 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:49,393 Maybe a bit. 541 00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:53,859 And you shave well. 542 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,662 None of the other guys shave as well as you. 543 00:33:58,736 --> 00:34:02,172 Oh, fuck. I'm gonna fucking kill Javier. 544 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,970 Why didn't you tell me you were gay, bitch? 545 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,042 Oh, calm down, they're the ones who told me. 546 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,674 Javier's got one big blabbermouth. 547 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,879 I think it's because he's got a real serious crush on you. 548 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:16,716 Come on, he's married. 549 00:34:16,754 --> 00:34:18,984 Javier's straight, isn't he? 550 00:34:23,661 --> 00:34:25,720 Neil, I met on match. Com. 551 00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:27,993 - The teacher I met on Salon. - Ah. 552 00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:31,126 Are these internet sites safe? 553 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:33,296 Do they screen these men? 554 00:34:33,337 --> 00:34:36,272 Of course not, thank God. If there was any kind of screening, 555 00:34:36,307 --> 00:34:40,004 none of us would make it through, right? 556 00:34:40,044 --> 00:34:43,445 I remember I really liked "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" when it came out. 557 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,181 So, is he never coming in to dinner? 558 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:53,679 George gets very caught up sometimes. 559 00:34:53,724 --> 00:34:55,555 He's a very focused person. 560 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,823 It's a show about the Elgin Marbles. 561 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,523 I mean, how caught up can he be? 562 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:03,694 So, tell me about the one you're seeing now. 563 00:35:03,734 --> 00:35:05,827 His name is Bernie, 564 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:10,239 he's a freelance editor and he has a cat. 565 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,435 - He's nice. - He's a loser. 566 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,638 Stop that! He's someone to do things with. 567 00:35:14,679 --> 00:35:16,943 Listen, if all you can say about a guy 568 00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:18,744 is that he's someone to do things with, 569 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,183 then that's worse than being alone. 570 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,551 Well, I like him, so shut up. 571 00:35:25,990 --> 00:35:28,220 I suppose we should be getting home. 572 00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:30,022 George drives really slowly at night 573 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:32,655 and he doesn't like me to talk so he can concentrate. 574 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,727 If you want, you can stay here. 575 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,860 The bed's pretty bad and the guest room 576 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,633 - has a strange smell... - We'll take it. 577 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:43,970 Well, you can have some more wine then. 578 00:35:44,008 --> 00:35:45,873 And then bam, the lady was dead 579 00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:47,878 because she let the tumor get so big. 580 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,443 - Are you listening to me? - Of course I'm listening. 581 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:53,950 "And then bam, the lady was dead 582 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,850 because she let the tumor get so big." 583 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,514 Can you imagine? 584 00:35:57,555 --> 00:36:01,286 Something horrible just growing inside of you? 585 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,317 Something terrible just eating away at your insides? 586 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:07,889 Yes, actually, I can. 587 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:33,347 Oh my God, this is so dirty! 588 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:40,658 But what with your roommates and Maya, I just figured... 589 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:44,600 it's not that dirty. I'm sure they clean it once in a while. 590 00:36:44,635 --> 00:36:48,093 No, I meant this. 591 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:50,369 This is so dirty. 592 00:37:00,484 --> 00:37:03,578 Uh, I'll take one more for the road. 593 00:37:03,621 --> 00:37:06,021 Sorry, buddy, we're closing. 594 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:09,288 Oh. Shit. 595 00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:44,017 I can't do this! 596 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:47,624 What happened? 597 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:49,997 You were like in heat before... 598 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,468 I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! 599 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,209 God, why do I always pick the crazies? 600 00:38:06,817 --> 00:38:09,081 She's in a better mood. 601 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,385 Yeah, no gay clubs tonight. 602 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:15,221 Oh, hey, someone called for you 603 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:17,420 on the stage phone when you was in the can. 604 00:38:19,563 --> 00:38:23,829 "Higwood Jablome"? 605 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:25,995 I don't know a Higwood Jablome. 606 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:29,200 That doesn't sound right. Look at it again. 607 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,903 Higwood Jablome. Don't know him. 608 00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:35,503 No, that's not a G, that's a Y. 609 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:37,707 And that's an E, not an I. 610 00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:40,615 Oh, Heywood. 611 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:43,381 I don't know a Heywood Jablome either. 612 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:46,254 That's not how he said... let me see. 613 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:48,053 J-A-B-L-O-M-E. 614 00:38:48,092 --> 00:38:50,822 - Ja-blow-me. - I don't know this person. 615 00:38:50,861 --> 00:38:52,954 Well, say his name right, maybe you do. 616 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:55,056 Okay, okay. Heywood Jablome. 617 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:57,533 Heywood Jablome. 618 00:38:57,568 --> 00:38:59,763 - What's so fucking funny? - Say it again. 619 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,864 - Heywood Jablome! - Sure, I'll blow you, K. 620 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:28,294 petunia in an onion patch 621 00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:32,325 is cry all day. 622 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:37,298 She seems sweet. You two would make a lovely couple. 623 00:39:37,341 --> 00:39:40,640 Well, she's just somebody to have fun with. 624 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,579 We don't really have that much of a connection. 625 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,078 That's 'cause you won't let there be one. 626 00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,613 Nate, make a connection with her. 627 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:56,649 Nah, she's not ready to settle down. 628 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,796 Now you, you were ready to settle down. 629 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,528 I'll say, 630 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,468 but I think you two could get together 631 00:40:06,504 --> 00:40:08,665 and have a beautiful life. 632 00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:13,140 You can have the life with her you didn't give me. 633 00:40:13,177 --> 00:40:17,477 - I gave you everything I had, Lis. - Right. 634 00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:23,782 Here's my advice to you: 635 00:40:23,821 --> 00:40:25,584 Stop with the cheap motels, 636 00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,386 stop sleeping with the crazy ex 637 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,859 and try to have a real relationship with this one. 638 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:32,089 What's stopping you? 639 00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:34,029 The pain. 640 00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,225 What's that supposed to mean? 641 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,563 I can't ever again go through the pain 642 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,162 of starting a life with someone 643 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:43,867 only to have it taken away from me. 644 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,535 Oh, please. 645 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,842 Whoa! Ouch, that hurt! 646 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,074 Life is pain. Get used to it. 647 00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:08,057 All right. So, I guess that's it. 648 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:09,759 Here we are. 649 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:27,210 Claire, what's going on here? 650 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:34,457 I don't know. 651 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,161 I mean, I feel like maybe you're into me, 652 00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:41,528 but you're just confused, right? 653 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:46,365 Because I could be into you 654 00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:49,031 if I knew you were into me, you know? 655 00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:53,976 So, I'll need you to say it. 656 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,682 I can't say it. 657 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:11,021 Okay, look, this is what I know. 658 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,427 It's like you really inspire me. 659 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:16,024 I want to be with you all the time. 660 00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:19,263 I feel like you're this really special person 661 00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:21,965 who makes me feel like I am more special. 662 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:24,201 Okay, that sounded really stupid. 663 00:42:24,241 --> 00:42:26,573 No, it didn't. 664 00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,150 This... 665 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,714 I'm sorry. 666 00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,471 Hi. 667 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,813 Hey, soldier. Just checking in. 668 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:09,478 Bren, can we have an honest conversation? 669 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,283 Oh, fuck. 670 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,756 I'm sorry, it's just one of us has to wake up here. 671 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:16,851 This isn't good for you. It's not good for me. 672 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,953 This is keeping us from... 673 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:20,861 really having anything good. 674 00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:24,095 And you know what? We deserve to be happy. 675 00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,535 From everything you say, Joe seems like a good guy... 676 00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:31,166 a little weird, but then again, so are you. 677 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:34,840 Give him a chance. 678 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:37,506 Go be with him, really be with him. 679 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,482 Give yourself a chance to be happy. 680 00:43:39,516 --> 00:43:43,043 - What if it's too late? - It doesn't have to be. 681 00:43:43,087 --> 00:43:45,282 Maybe you can just try telling him the truth, 682 00:43:45,322 --> 00:43:48,689 what we've been doing. See where that goes. 683 00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:53,088 That didn't work so well when I told you the truth. 684 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:56,190 Well, maybe he's more mature than I was then. 685 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:00,201 Hold on a sec. What? 686 00:44:00,237 --> 00:44:02,262 Why aren't you watching the funeral? 687 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:04,706 These things run themselves. 688 00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:07,575 Where's David? Now he doesn't even show up to clean? 689 00:44:07,611 --> 00:44:09,476 He wasn't feeling well this morning. 690 00:44:09,513 --> 00:44:11,140 I told him to stay at home. 691 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:18,577 I'm working. I should go. 692 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:20,556 Uh... good luck. 693 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:22,718 Okay, bye. 694 00:44:30,401 --> 00:44:32,426 George seems nice, Ruth. 695 00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:35,461 He reminds me of someone. 696 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,872 Nathaniel. 697 00:44:37,908 --> 00:44:40,103 You must be joking. They're so different. 698 00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:43,238 George is so academic and Nathaniel was so... 699 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,975 Nathaniel. 700 00:44:45,015 --> 00:44:48,143 That jovial nature masking something else. 701 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,777 Oh, that. 702 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,720 Their intense privateness, 703 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:53,552 that need to withdraw. 704 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,683 Maybe it's true what they say. 705 00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:59,162 We all pick the same person over and over again. 706 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,391 There's something nice about that. 707 00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:05,463 Hey, let's move it. 708 00:45:05,502 --> 00:45:07,732 We better get a move on or we're gonna be late. 709 00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:09,466 Okay, great. 710 00:45:11,475 --> 00:45:14,410 We feed breakfast burritos to the homeless twice a week. 711 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:16,640 Breakfast burritos on top of everything else? 712 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,113 Oh my goodness. 713 00:45:18,148 --> 00:45:21,413 The teaching, the dating, chasing Julia Roberts 714 00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,716 like a wild boar... how do you do it? 715 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:26,120 Ruth... 716 00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:30,149 maybe you want to be getting out a little more. 717 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,926 It's so much harder to do things when you're married. 718 00:45:34,965 --> 00:45:36,956 I hear you. 719 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,197 It's not like I've been able to have a long-term relationship 720 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,898 and not subsume myself. 721 00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:44,032 I wonder why. 722 00:45:45,142 --> 00:45:46,769 Mom. 723 00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:49,904 Maybe that's our legacy. 724 00:45:49,947 --> 00:45:52,142 But maybe it doesn't have to be. 725 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,524 - Hey. - Hey. 726 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,260 - What's going on? - Nothing. 727 00:46:17,207 --> 00:46:19,004 Oh, it's just this really sad story 728 00:46:19,042 --> 00:46:20,703 about this man whose wife left him 729 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:22,371 because... 730 00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:24,073 he couldn't control his eating. 731 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,309 And nothing the therapist or anybody did could 732 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,842 get him to stop eating. So, she left him 733 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:33,152 and he had a heart attack and... died. 734 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:39,189 Is this your way of telling me 735 00:46:39,229 --> 00:46:42,221 that I need to cut down on my snacks? 736 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,661 I've done something bad. 737 00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:53,198 I think I've been... 738 00:46:53,243 --> 00:46:56,542 really, really scared about... 739 00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,812 my feelings for you and... 740 00:47:00,851 --> 00:47:04,719 it's caused me to act out in... 741 00:47:04,755 --> 00:47:07,189 old and familiar patterns. 742 00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:08,885 Just say it. 743 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:16,197 I slept with someone 744 00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,497 a few times. 745 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:25,266 This is my problem 746 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:28,710 that I am obviously continuing to struggle with. 747 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,179 It's not you. 748 00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:43,221 What are you thinking? I need to know what you're thinking. 749 00:47:44,995 --> 00:47:47,293 I'm thinking... 750 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,760 I am so fucked. 751 00:47:52,803 --> 00:47:55,363 I never liked anyone as much as you 752 00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:57,737 and I'm never going to like anyone as much again. 753 00:47:57,774 --> 00:47:59,742 So... 754 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,176 that's it. 755 00:48:05,215 --> 00:48:08,548 It's over and this sucks. 756 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:11,520 It doesn't have to be over. 757 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:13,546 It could be like... 758 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:15,251 a new beginning. 759 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:19,285 - Do I know this person? - No. 760 00:48:27,704 --> 00:48:30,264 So, what do you think of it 761 00:48:30,307 --> 00:48:32,867 being like a beginning? 762 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,972 Not much. 763 00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,311 So what do you think it all means? 764 00:48:42,352 --> 00:48:45,651 Okay. Heywood Jablome. 765 00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:49,090 Heywood Jablome. This is a tough one. 766 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:52,186 Now, the obvious answer is that he wanted to blow me. 767 00:48:52,229 --> 00:48:53,594 Sure. 768 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,397 I mean, Freud would say that on some level 769 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,834 he wanted to blow me whether he knows it or not. 770 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:01,997 I don't recall Freud's position 771 00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:04,599 on the Heywood Jablome phony phone message. 772 00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:07,041 But how would I know if he's conscious 773 00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:08,840 of wanting to blow me or not? 774 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:10,813 That is the question. 775 00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:13,941 It is and it is an important one. 776 00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:16,384 I don't know, I guess I could 777 00:49:16,420 --> 00:49:18,911 make some sort of pass at him. 778 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,981 What do you think I should do? 779 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,625 Are you still there? 780 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:31,031 - I don't want to do this anymore. - What? 781 00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,866 Us. This having sex with other people. 782 00:49:36,406 --> 00:49:38,966 You know, we said if one of us was ever uncomfortable, 783 00:49:39,009 --> 00:49:41,170 we could stop doing it. I want us to stop doing it. 784 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:43,805 Uh, I don't remember that rule. 785 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:49,976 - What's going on? - Oh, Keith. 786 00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:52,147 Why did this happen to me? 787 00:49:52,189 --> 00:49:55,989 What did I do to deserve to have this happen to me? 788 00:49:56,026 --> 00:49:58,290 - Nothing. - Oh God. 789 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:01,925 Let it out. 790 00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:03,865 I'm here. 791 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,294 You're gonna be okay. 792 00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:11,532 I'm here. 793 00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:23,344 Where are the kids? 794 00:50:23,387 --> 00:50:26,049 Rico, I know everything... 795 00:50:26,089 --> 00:50:29,081 about this woman. 796 00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:33,963 About how often you call her, 797 00:50:33,997 --> 00:50:36,261 about what you bought her! 798 00:50:39,603 --> 00:50:41,070 I've done nothing wrong. 799 00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,367 I know you're sleeping with this person. 800 00:50:45,409 --> 00:50:47,309 I'm not sleeping with her! 801 00:50:47,344 --> 00:50:49,403 I told you, I'm just helping Sophia. 802 00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:51,744 Oh my... God. 803 00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:55,081 Oh my... oh my God. I don't want this to be happening. 804 00:50:55,118 --> 00:50:58,212 - But nothing is happening! Nothing is... - Bullshit! 805 00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:01,588 Bullshit! Bullshit! I saw her! 806 00:51:01,625 --> 00:51:03,593 I sat outside that house! 807 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:06,323 I saw her face when she opened 808 00:51:06,363 --> 00:51:08,228 whatever the fuck it is you left for her! 809 00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:09,960 She loves you! 810 00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:12,662 No, she doesn't. 811 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,963 Oh my God. 812 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:18,770 Oh my God. 813 00:51:18,809 --> 00:51:21,277 You-you gotta get the fuck out of here. 814 00:51:21,311 --> 00:51:22,835 - No, no! - Yes, you gotta go. 815 00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:24,904 You gotta get the fuck out of this house. 816 00:51:24,948 --> 00:51:28,111 Please, Vanessa, just try to understand this. 817 00:51:28,151 --> 00:51:30,346 I do understand this. 818 00:51:30,387 --> 00:51:33,914 I understand it a whole lot better than you do. 819 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,663 Fuck. Shit! 820 00:51:50,707 --> 00:51:52,368 Hey. 821 00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:57,905 Edie, what are you doing here? 822 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:01,111 Claire, I just... I couldn't be away from you. 823 00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:02,812 I have to be with you. 824 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:04,912 I really need you. 825 00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:11,022 You left your wallet in my car. 826 00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:14,519 Oh my God. Thank you. 827 00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:16,725 I thought I lost it this morning. 828 00:52:18,401 --> 00:52:21,336 You know maybe on some unconscious level, 829 00:52:21,371 --> 00:52:25,034 - you left it because... - Okay. Fine, I give up. 830 00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:27,543 Let's just sleep together. 831 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:30,203 Now? 832 00:52:31,281 --> 00:52:33,545 In a sec, I need to brush my teeth. 833 00:52:37,621 --> 00:52:40,385 Last night, it seemed like this isn't what you want. 834 00:52:40,423 --> 00:52:42,186 It isn't. 835 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,095 But come on, get undressed. Let's go. 836 00:52:49,132 --> 00:52:52,795 - I don't understand what's changed. - Hold on. 837 00:53:04,548 --> 00:53:06,880 Nothing has changed. 838 00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,486 Part of me thinks this is what I want 839 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,283 and part of me thinks it isn't. 840 00:53:12,322 --> 00:53:14,085 But... 841 00:53:14,124 --> 00:53:16,115 what if the part of me who thinks it isn't 842 00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:18,184 feels that way because I'm scared? 843 00:53:22,165 --> 00:53:24,463 And after all, I do owe you one. 844 00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:33,834 All right, you're on. 845 00:53:38,248 --> 00:53:40,409 Go away, Rico. 846 00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:43,317 Just let me talk to you for a few minutes. Please just let me in. 847 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:46,652 - Why? - Please. 848 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:04,734 Oh, I fell down! 849 00:54:04,774 --> 00:54:06,503 Hey, you know what? 850 00:54:06,543 --> 00:54:09,103 Maybe you and me and Maile 851 00:54:09,145 --> 00:54:11,045 will do something fun this Saturday. 852 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:13,242 What do you think of that? Oh, I fell down! 853 00:54:13,283 --> 00:54:15,217 Huh? She has two dogs. 854 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,948 You love doggies, right? Hello! 855 00:54:19,389 --> 00:54:21,619 Oh, man, I can't wait till you start talking. 856 00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:24,622 What the hell are you doing? 857 00:54:26,296 --> 00:54:27,854 I'm calling Maile. 858 00:54:27,897 --> 00:54:30,730 I'm doing what you said. Trying to start a relationship. 859 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,667 With that girl, are you crazy? 860 00:54:32,702 --> 00:54:34,795 That'll never turn into anything serious. 861 00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:36,533 But last night you told me that... 862 00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:39,770 I was desperate. I am so fucking scared that you're gonna go back 863 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:42,073 to Brenda that I'll do or say anything to stop it. 864 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,206 If you have a relationship with Brenda, then I'll really be dead. 865 00:54:45,248 --> 00:54:48,274 Brenda's just sleeping with me because she really loves Joe. 866 00:54:48,318 --> 00:54:50,912 That's what she does. 867 00:54:50,954 --> 00:54:53,616 No, it's different this time. 868 00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:55,750 You love her and she loves you. 869 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,056 And you should be with her before it's too late. 870 00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:02,698 This is giving me a really bad feeling. 871 00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:05,428 Uh-oh. If I were you, I'd check that out. 872 00:55:05,468 --> 00:55:08,403 It might be a tumor. 873 00:55:08,438 --> 00:55:09,996 Ha ha. 874 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,906 Yeah, without the silent E, 875 00:55:14,944 --> 00:55:17,037 we couldn't have found Kate. 876 00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:28,020 petunia in an onion patch 877 00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:30,959 878 00:55:30,994 --> 00:55:34,293 - -